About Chromakode
I don't really know much about chromakode, but I have my theories. "He" claims to be around university student age and interested in a) linux, b) graphics and c) programming. However, I have noticed several anachronisms in his behavior that may lead me to believe otherwise. Here are the irregularities in his story:
- He claims to have friends.
- His away message often says 'Lunch and Piano', but you can't do both at once, because Piano requires two hands.
- He alternates between sounding like a child and r2d2.
- He thinks/thought the crystal icon set looked good (no actual person would think this (except maybe south americans, but they are crazy)).
Theories
I have come up with many theories to explain chromakode's peculiarities, but I will only go over the three most logical.
Feds
Chromakode is really a team of feds working together and fabricating an online presence to lull unsuspecting members of the community into slipping up and revealing sensitive information. The evidence I have is confidential, so you will just have to take my word for it, at the moment.
Doogie Howser 2.0
Chromakode is a clone of Doogie Howser, he hides his identity because he is afraid that if anyone finds out, NPH will come after him to destroy the clone he thought died years ago.
Brain in a Box
Chromakode is not actually a human but a brain with an attached voicebox. I have actually been in communication with him and there were strange whistlings and beepings in the background while he was calibrating his voicebox. I am not sure how feasible this is, because if it is really true, we may be in more danger than we know.
Further Information
I have done more than a little research on chromakode through various methods, and I have come across evidence that suggests he is trying very hard to appear like a real person. In fear of retribution (either from a fed invasion, NPH or a robot army), it is best that we continue to treat chromakode like a real person and don't let on that we know anything that says otherwise.