About Jat

I was James Bond once. ~jat

Jat's goes by many names; Alex, Lex, Zann... - but to me he will always be jat. He is blonde, roughly 160 150 lbs and wears something like but not quite boxer briefs. Recently, I learned that jat sleeps naked, because jat's manlihood can not be contained without his conscious effort. I am not jat's biographer, though. In fact, jat is very reluctant to talk about personal affairs, but through interactions with him every day I have come to learn about his interests. They have had a deep affect on me and to this day, I still am learning from jat. Some of jat's hobbies are:

These are jat's friends: I think I am jat's only friend, but I didn't want to make him look unpopular (unlike myself), so I made up the others.

Musical Interests

Jat likes drums and bass. That's all he listens to. Jat once told me that he thinks he would of gone insane by now if it wasn't for music. I disagree, I think he is already insane.

Memorable Quotes

Whenever I code like mad I get aches in my right hand. It subsides after a few days of non-rabid coding.

We don't have any revolutions to celebrate, so we made a holiday up.

I think I squirted toothpaste in my eye.